The Naked Truth’s Top Twenty Google Searches

I’m always curious what brings people here…sometimes, it’s best not to know…

1. how to put in a nose ring
2. how to put in a nose screw
3. nose piercing
4. nose screws
5. fat azz
6. how to put a nose ring in
7. fedex sucks
8. the naked truth
9. hiatial hernia
10. How to change a nose ring
11. nose screws
12. how to insert a nose screw
13. HR635 — OMG! Someone came here looking for something intellectual and political and affecting the world beyond they human body and overnight mail!
14. how to insert a nose ring
15. teens having sex
16. topomax
17. interesting trivia
18. Dick Chenney — good to know I’m not the only one who mispelled his name… In fact, there were 361 other people who did.
19. changing nose ring
20. how to change nose stud

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Five Things I’m Afraid To Do

1. I’ve been avoiding getting on the scale for a month now. I really should so I’m aware of how much weight I’ve gained. Maybe it’ll be like a wake up call.
2. I’ve been avoiding taking my blood pressure the last two weeks since the daily migraines returned. I’m fairly certain it’s high. I’m taking my BP med. There’s not much else to be done. Why upset myself more by knowing just how hight it is.
3. Check my credit card balances to see just how much I spent this month.
4. Tell my parents about my nose piercing.
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Discombobulated Thoughts for Aug. 14, 2005

• I’ve been partially lazy and partially migrainy all weekend and therefore haven’t gotten everything I wanted to do this weekend done. Though all the dresser drawers at least are all back in the dressers.
• I’ve watched way too much Night Court on TV Land this weekend.
• I am really having problems sleeping at night. I got paged twice in the middle of the night Friday and so was wary of taking the ambien last night in case they paged me again.
• They didn’t…and I tossed and turned.
• I actually made a lot of changes to the website while I was laying
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CSI: N’s Bathroom

So, last night in my infinite wisdom, I decided i was going to change out my cute turquoise nose screw from Nose Gems and put in a tiny orange gem one I had bought elsewhere.

Standing in front of my full-length mirror in the bathroom which I think is slightly crooked, I begin to try to insert the new screw.

Except of course the moment it touchs my nose, I drop it. Stupid clumbsy fingers.

I heard it bounce once on the tile, which meant it could have gone any which way — under the linen closet door, into the pile
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Discombobulated Thoughts — Aug 6th, ‘05

• I miss Paige Davis on Trading Spaces.
• I like how Trading Spaces now uses two carpenters and they go back two weeks later to see what the homeowner has changed.
• I know for pretty certain that my daily headaches/migraines this week are the result of me not taking my blood pressure med — I’ve been a naughty girl!
• The hostess of the baby shower made little sandwhiches using cookie cutters of little hands and feet. It was precious. As my mom collects cookie cutters, the hostess gave them to me.
• Mickey and Minnie had baby number 3 last week.
• The salon I
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Real Tip on Changing Your Nose Screw

Since several people have dropped by searching the web looking for actual help in trying to put in their nose screw, I have made a serious effort to actually write up directions from my experience. So, here you go:

(Please note that you should not be changing your nose screw for 6 to 8 weeks after the piercing or per your piercer’s directions)

1. After you’ve removed your current nose screw, clean the area using the cleaning solution provided by your piercer.
2. Place the flat of your thumb inside your nose, pressing against the inner hole. This should widen the outer hole
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How to change a nose screw in less than 30 minutes

You know how it is when you get a package in the mail and you can’t wait to open it. Whether it’s a book or a gadget or a toy or clothes or jewelry or whatever, you just cannot help yourself — you must read it/play with it/try it on. It’s a compulsion, a temptation, the new whatever is calling your name, begging for your attention, and it’s oh-so-hard to ignore.

So today when the package came, I was giddy like a kid on Christmas. I pulled out the pretty new nose screw with excited awe. It
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Nothing Ever Goes Perfectly

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The most common cause of delayed healing is by knocking or tearing the stud and taking the stud in and out before the wound is fully healed. This will lead to a small lump forming around the piercing. These lumps are called granulomas.

The best course of action to heal granulomas is to apply hot compresses to the wound once or twice a day. Soak a clean paper towel under hot tap water, making sure that it’s not so hot that it burns your skin,
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Nose Screw Tip

Here’s my little nose piercing tip of the weekend: Do not play with the new piercing, even if you tell yourself you are just adjusting it to a less annoying positions. Trust me, when a fresh nose piercing comes out and you have to screw it back in yourself, it will be extremely painful and you will panic and it’s not as easy as you think it’ll be.

My nose is still tender from yesterday’s adventure.

By the way, if you see amber nose studs, please leave me a link to the website. I’d love to get one but
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I Finally Did It

My mom is going to totally hate it.

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