1. Candy was on everyone’s mind that day.

2. It was the fourth night in a row Matilda was up until almost 3 a.m. chatting online with the person who claimed he was Johnny Depp.

3. If, as they say, actions speak louder than words, Jerri wished the drivers on the Long Island Expressway would just shut the eff up already.

4. Allie made the reservation in Sam’s name, hoping that the ego boost he would undoubtedly receive upon hearing the lithe, blonde hostess speak his name would lead him to pay for the check.

5. In my dream, Charlie’s eyes were black stars.