The Naked Truth’s Top Twenty Google Searches

I’m always curious what brings people here…sometimes, it’s best not to know…

1. how to put in a nose ring
2. how to put in a nose screw
3. nose piercing
4. nose screws
5. fat azz
6. how to put a nose ring in
7. fedex sucks
8. the naked truth
9. hiatial hernia
10. How to change a nose ring
11. nose screws
12. how to insert a nose screw
13. HR635 — OMG! Someone came here looking for something intellectual and political and affecting the world beyond they human body and overnight mail!
14. how to insert a nose ring
15. teens having sex
16. topomax
17. interesting trivia
18. Dick Chenney — good to know I’m not the only one who mispelled his name… In fact, there were 361 other people who did.
19. changing nose ring
20. how to change nose stud

O.K. How did I become Queen of Nose Studs, Rings, and Screws? Right now I can’t even get my nose stud out. I feel like I’ve let down my followers.

Seriously, as prolific a writer as I am, I write like 3 posts on nose piercing over a year ago and that’s who comes swarming to The Naked Truth. *sigh* I feel so misunderstood.

tags: Google, nose piercing

3 comments

1. on October 12, 2006 at 4:25 pm

   BANANAS62 said:

   I LOVE GOOGLE, BUT WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF GOOGLING MOST OF THOSE!

2. on October 19, 2006 at 10:41 pm

   Brian G said:

   Somehow, I worry about people who search for the words “screw” and “nose” on Google. Especially, when Dick Cheney is involved.

3. on April 1, 2007 at 10:59 pm

   Gberg said:

   Don’t feel misunderstood, feel like a savior for all of us who are totally cluless!
   My piercer basically shoved me out the door with a slip of paper with marginal cleaning instructions and that was it. I had no idea what he had even shoved through my nose!

   Hope all is well, I know this post was a long time ago…

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