TLC & Naughty Sex Toy Secrets
If you even occassionally skim these entries you know I’m addicted to TLCs home invasion shows. You know the ones where they invade someone’s house and redo a room or two. I have huge crushes on Evan Farmer and that blonde carpenter Eric on Clean Sweep.
I was thinking this weeking while I was watching TLC since I’m experiencing my own home invasion of a personal organizer that you never see anyone on those shows accidently discover anything “untoward” or something the owners’ parents would be horrified to see on national t.v. You certainly never see them sorting through a box of sex toys when they’re organizing a bedroom on Clean Sweep. Is that one of the questions you have to answer do you suppose when you audition?
“Do you own sex toys?”
Or do you suppose there’s some sort of underground movement where people all over the country are secreting out boxes of porno mags and sex toys and Fredrick’s of Hollywood-wear before TLC arrives on the scene to their neighbor’s homes for safe keeping? And how do you think they broach the subject to the neighbors?
“Hey, do you mind holding on to my naughty stuff until TLC leaves? Hilde’s doing my house and I don’t want to come home and find dildos hot glued to my walls.”
And I think this may have been the most disturbing post I’ve ever written…
tags: personal organizer, TLC, Clean Sweep, Evan Farmer, Trading Spaces, While You Were Out
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on April 11, 2006 at 12:51 am
wil said:
Actually, the mental image of Hilde applying said dildo to the wall as SuzyQ Homeowner weilds the glue gun has me very, very disturbed…
It just ain’t right, you know?