Only Terrorists Are Financially Responsible

Well, it’s long been joked that credit card debt is the real American Dream just like Mom and Apple Pie. The government must think there’s some truth to it because apparently if you pay off or even just down your credit card debt, it sets off alarms in Homeland Security. Yup. You don’t have to even try to carry a lighter on the airplane or use your cel phone to call the “wrong” person overseas. All you have to do is try to be a responsible adult and Homeland Security could be investigating you, holding your bank account hostage, looking into your every little charge whether it’s at Publix or Fredrick’s or the place that mails you things in the brown packaging.

Feel safe yet?

(Hat Tip to All Spin Zone)

tags: Terrorists, Homeland Security, stupidity

5 comments

1. on March 3, 2006 at 8:04 pm

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2. on March 4, 2006 at 10:24 am

   Tamara said:

   That is just … odd. Thanks for the heads up.

3. on March 5, 2006 at 4:09 am

   Shystee said:

   I’m definitely not paying down my credit cards now. Thanks for giving me yet another excuse.

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