T-Shirts I Won’t Be Wearing On The Plane Thursday

I’m picking out my clothes for my vacation as I desperately try to get in contact with El & PW, who are supposedly safely in Memphis — the hotel reservation is in El’s name and I’d hate to think I’m going to spend my vacation in the hotel lobby guarding my luggage.

Anyway, I’ve pretty much decided that there are just some t-shirts that I probably shouldn’t wear in this post 9-11 age…

• I am the bad guy.
• Deny everything
• Let me introduce you to myselves.
• CPA - Certified Public Assassin
• Void Where Prohibited By Law stamped across first page of Bill of Rights
• I’m not shy. I’m studying my prey.
• Evil Genius for a better tomorrow.

I think I’ll stick with either my Disney Grumpy t-shirt or “The World Does Revolve Around Me” t-shirt.

tags: humor, 9/11, Hurricane Katrina

3 comments

1. on August 29, 2005 at 8:42 pm

   Tamara said:

   Heh. Do you really have all those T-shirts? I have almost no “talky” T-shirts. I did get a funny Television Without Pity one. Has three “elements” from a mock periodic table:

   Sn (Snacks)
   Tv (Television)
   Bd (Bed)

   I should wear that soon.

2. on August 29, 2005 at 9:03 pm

   n. mallory said:

   I also like my Salem Coroner’s Office t-shirt that says “Stop by for a cold one” on the back.

   Yes, I have a number of those kinds of shirts. Unfortunately my “antisocial”, “codegirl”, and “I used to care but now I have a pill for that.” t-shirts are a little too snug.

   I have 3 drawers and a rubbermaid container of t-shirts I’ve collected…and recently, I gave a bunch away.

3. on March 3, 2006 at 11:04 pm

   The Naked Truth » Blog Archive » Discombobulated Thoughts — 09/07/2005 said:

   […] I did end up wearing two of the shirts I said I wouldn’t wear on the airplane. […]

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