Rent-A-Mommy?

There’s a company here called Rent-A-Husband which is kind of like hiring a Mr. Fix-It. I may hire them to come install my A/C now that I have the back issue. Anyway I always get a kick out of their sign because, of course, my dirty mind first interpreted it the wrong way and I was like “Wow, these New Englanders are progressive!”

This morning, I’d like a Rent-A-Mommy kind of company. I have a horrible migraine, the worst in a long long time. My forehead seems to have rocks behind it and my brain is torn between swelling or leaking from my ears. I’ve taken some Vicodin and I’ve done the cool pad on my forehead. Sleeping hasn’t helped.

I want my mommy to come take care of me and bring me a milkshake from McDonalds (those always help me feel better).

I guess this is one of the downfalls of being single, living alone, and not having any real friends in the area.

tags: migraine, Rent-A-Husband

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